When the government runs health care...

...porn becomes a political issue:

"Although I cannot claim to have seen the final picture - as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses - it was a big-budget affair and generated substantial income for the hospital."

Wait, viewing porn -- I assume that's what is meant by "these things" above -- was once claimable on parliamentary expenses? I wonder how certain SEC lawyers would feel about that.