Coming on the heels of the controversial CO2-is-a-dangerous-pollutant ruling, the EPA has now declared that milk - wait for it - is oil. No, really. The ruling is going to be very expensive for farmers and devastating to small family farms that are already struggling.
The idiocy of this decision is amazing. There is no way that a milk spill can be as dangerous as an oil spill. It is a natural, biodegradable substance. I'd like to come up with a more thorough refutation, but I'm a little stunned at the stupidity of it all.
What's next? Regulations for men who fart too much, in order to curb methane emissions? If so there are some guys I served with in the military who need to go into hiding...
H/T Le-gal In-sur-rec-tion