The Rachel wars

Kim Jong-il has some friendly advice to his fellow citizens:
That was the report from official media last month. "To keep your hair tidy and simple ... is a very important matter for setting the ethos of a sound lifestyle in the country," reported Rodong Sinmun, a newspaper published by the Central Committee of the Worker's Party of Korea.

In other words, if you look like Adam Lambert, you may want to head for the nearest equivalent of Supercuts. No ducktails, no feather cuts, no mohawks, no mullets.
Will "Friends" reruns become the inheritor of the Voice of America? Will "Barbershop" become the next samizdat? Perhaps!