Large Hadron Collider angry! Large Hadron Collider smash!

Better than NASCAR, the Large Hadron Collider has finally started busting stuff up:
Seemingly making up for lost time after years of disasters and delays, the collisions came only three days after engineers had begun shooting the subatomic particles known as protons around their 17-mile underground racetrack. The physicists announced that they had succeeded in making the beams collide, producing what they called "candidate collision events" in the giant particle detectors in the collider.
That's awesome.