It's the song I hate

Reason doesn't like the omnibus spending bill:
That means it will soon be landing on President Barack Obama's desk with all the wood-shattering force that only a massively swollen, pork-addled, insane hunk of burning government love (metaphors fail me!) could manage.

And make no mistake about it: While the Dems dominate, this is truly a bipartisan bill whose many nausea-inducing details came from both sides of the aisle. Which is to say, on the other side of the street from you, me, and the godforsaken taxpayer (and his children's children's cyborgs).