My detractors, though, just kept proving my points as they attacked my sentiments:
One UWM commenter on the Herald site spoke of getting a "1200 on the ACT" - an interesting feat.The black and yellow barbs and arrows aren't even piercing the skin.
One e-mail to me from a UWM student contained the sentence "I dont think the UW-Miwaukee name change has anything to do with 'trying to be as a good as Madison.'"
One facebook message from a UWM student calling me an elitist misspelled the word "definitely" twice.
Seriously, though, all in good fun, folks.